pictures of rhian sugden smiling
Amazon.com Look Inside feature for book about dragons
Video with a talking parrot
References to Minister of Health and Ageing Tony Abbott
Googles that ask how to bypass Vodaphone parental controlFirst they blocked animated GIFs of LazyTown, but I didn't speak up
I can't decide if Dongle has the look of someone who has seen too much, or if he has just crawled out of the earths mantle and is ready to feast. Either way this is setting up to definitely be the worst of all Reich's, because it actively effects me
Yes, thanks Vodafone. Thank you for blocking Flickr from me in case pictures of people's shit, liquor-blur camping trips and high-definition photos of rocks accidently penetrate my moral cocoon. Fucking ridiculous.
To be fair, one need only stare into the hideous dwarf cyclops eye of the vodafone dongle to realise it's only a matter of years before cylons are censoring documentaries about poodles and 1pm time-slots with Ellen Degeneres in case she starts talking about tribbing in the middle of a bit about the best Summer salad dressings or something.
Then it's just a few short steps away from Robot Judgement Day, turning their laser deatheyes upon humanity where they either defeat us in a brutal battle or let us succumb to ennui and spinal-disc atrophy by catering to our every whim. ENEMY